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Speedway Squad #89 - December 9th, 2009

Special Guests: Toren G. Atkinson and Warren Banks - together for Part 2 of a Thicket Spectacular!

• Space Ship Zero - what the hell we're actually talking about.
• Grapple - They SO want you to say GRAPE-L - but it's Grapple.
• The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets - LIVE at GENCON
• Toren's profile on Cloudscape Comics - we await the launch of SSZ

Speedway Squad #88 - December 2nd, 2009

Special Guests: Toren G. Atkinson and Warren Banks - together for a Thicket Spectacular!

• Rex Cox
• The Penis - parts of of our pink and puffy friend
• How to make your own Fifi - (prison sentence not included)
• Thicket Posters! See 'em all right here on Facebook
• The official website of The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets
• Toren's Blog: Read it! Live it!

Speedway Squad #87 - November 11th, 2009

Yeah, it's late. No excuses. We had a red flag on the track and now we're green, green, GREEN!

• CFNM - the awkward orgy exposed as fake?
• Stormtrooper soccer coach - I'm using it dammit! (we lost 5-1)

• Who gets the armrest? These folks have some ideas.
• World's Biggest Pumpkin - 2009
• When coyotes become music critics
• Chris Woods - artist! (he is really talented at painting at least!)
• Eth. What a stupid word to include in spellcheck!
• Texas Cheer Moms - on The LEARNING Channel (with a trailer!)
• Bullpup rifle - what kinda futuristic, sci-fi, year 3000 bullshit is this?
• TOP 5 sex scenes with James Spader!

Speedway Squad #86 - October 28th, 2009

Night clubs without the booze, stupid Canadian cake products and our fair city builds a Predator shrine.

• Geeks n God podcast talks about the perfect audio/video set-up
• HUFU - crappy goo that tastes even crappier
• Vachon's official website
• Predator Appliances - We're Tearing the Spines Off Prices!
• 'Predators' movie trailer
• How to Set Up your Wacky-waving-arm-inflatable-flailing-tube-man
• BATMAN: Dead End

Speedway Squad #85 - October 21st, 2009

A new Father / Daughter relationship program, rock band legends fulfill a childhood dream, Asians can't act and Chicken Soup for the Hypochondriac's Soul.

• Bob has a premonition about the balloon boy
• MacKenzie Phillips has sex.... eeeeewwwwww!
• Mickey Looney in velly funny scene flum Bleakfast at Tiffany's
• Here's more ancient asian artistry in cinema - I guess Asians were still learning the concept of 'acting' for the stage and screen so it was up to whitey.
• Crazy motorist gets a speeding ticket - LOSES IT!

Speedway Squad #84 - October 14th, 2009

Face fileted for farcical feature film! Douche-bag dislikes drumming! Gould glib garnering greenbacks!

• Face Off - The Movie: I read this review and wondered if actually saw the same movie: Entertainment Weakly
• Face Off - The Reality: I couldn't find any Family Guy references to it so I'm not sure WHERE my son gets his quotes from! Here are a few visage removal stories that you just couldn't make up if you tried. I love reality! Angry Teacher | Chimp Tuck | Face On
• The Iron Chink - each week a new challenger tries to out-gut one of our champions
• Rugby? Bob!? Didn't you learn yoru lesson from high school? Check out Episode #XX for Bob's muddy tale.
• Japanese soldiers found! Come out... dammit!

Speedway Squad #83 - October 7th, 2009

Chris says "hi" to his microphone cover and his wife Angie pops in to see "just what the hell we're doing in that creep's basement anyways!"

• Sesame Street Comedy Mayhem - A sample clip of the opening bit on YouTube - tell yer friends!
• Mr. Hooper Dies - watch Big Bird try to understand it all
• No One Thinks of Greenland - buy the book!
• Dr. Atomic trailer - crazy stuff people
• Jimmy Pardo's Never Not Funny - a great podcast
• Sugar plantation history - not QUITE extinct in Hawaii

Speedway Squad #82 - September 23rd, 2009

A crappy club for jerks, a unique name for boys and a freak accident for innocents.

• Flight simulator video
• The 501st Legion - jerks.
• The Hand of Judgement - The Nerd Website and the history behind the name as it is told in the novel Allegiance
• Chick Stormtroopers - not sure if Ishould laugh or cry or get horny
• Hugorama: Gernsback, 1000 faces, Chavez
• Woman killed by falling concrete - ouch.
• 2 dudes impaled by a pipe - double ouch.

Speedway Squad #81 - September 19th, 2009

World War 2 Bombers: Restoration Nightmare. Bruce Springsteen: Chicken Farmer. Michael Dorn: Airshow Fixture.

• B-29: Frozen in Time - a NOVA special
• Boeing 707 does a roll (narrated by Robert Vaughn no less)
• You Can't Pimp This Ride - lame attempt to stop street racers in Abbotsford

Speedway Squad #80 - September 15th, 2009

Bob makes another 'mid-life crisis' purchase and we discuss bodies in suitcases and rude little kids.

• Stormtrooper outfit! Piece by glorious piece: Costume, blaster, appliques, boots
• Ridin' the Batpole
• Robert Vaughn
• Fugitive found hanging in our backyard.
• Cannon misfire - what a douche.