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Speedway Squad #66 - June 23rd, 2009

Special Guest: Douglas Fugger - Aloha from the washroom!

• Narwhals! And hey, they DO sometimes have 2 tusks!
• Hawaiian fish poo-maker splash filet information place
• Tragic Death Photo: Why use a river rafting pic of Isabel Warren? Here is her story and this, obviously, is the odd picture.
• Canadian Soldier's Death Portraits
• Smith and Wesson 500 - big ass hand gun

Speedway Squad #65 - June 16th, 2009

Body disposal tips, public assassinations and tiny peniseses.. penae?... little dinks!

• Abortion doctor murdered at his church - "My Jesus is better than your Jesus."
• How hot is Diana Krall? You be the judge. (I'd hit that.)
• Facebook update exposes fugitive couple
• The Bank of Iceland