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Speedway Squad #105 - May 5th, 2010

Special Guest: Gillian Hrankowski - With a last name like that you can bet she'll drop the 'c' word!

Take Her Test - email us the answers - WIN!

1:  In Episode 2(ish) What were the two topics SS hosts said they'd never go near?

2:  What type of child has Chris associated with "confinement, torture and possibly rape".

3:  What was Bob doing at the lake alone when he was stopped by the cops?

4:  What did the "scraggly haired surfer" tell Chris he didn't wanna do?

5:  What was Jordan's idea for Tatiana's Take?

6:  What was Jordan's wife "excited to tell him" when he was in the shower?

7:  What's the huge thing in Chris garage that takes up space and he never uses?

8:  What did Jordan say Chris might have ordered on the home shopping network?

9:  What did Bob shout at the TV while watching Olympic hockey in front of the homosexuals who are financing his dream?

10:  What did filmmaker Bob think was a film about a Chinese kid who pushes wind?

11:  What did Bob's brother eat in Hawaii that made him almost shit the bed.

12:  How many furnace explosions has Jordan admitted to causing to date?

13:  What did Chris tell us is the new term for jumping the shark?

Speedway Squad #104 - April 28th, 2010

I wish I was an Oscar Mike Mariner... and other tales!

Speedway Squad #103 - April 21st, 2010

We talk a lot about products that never really existed - and come up with some dynamite names for them too!

• Conspiracy radio nuts - wade through but don't get too wet
• People vs. George Lucas
• Klaus Encounters - it's real!
• John Hughes - connected to the youth of the 80's
• Megashark vs. Giant Octopus - what a pile of shit. Seriously - but you have to watch the whole damn thing. It's THAT good.
• Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Pancakes
• FANTA - made from "leftovers of leftovers"
• Theme to Gran Torino

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